Here Come Jesus, Kemosabe

Well, this is a really new one on me. I thought I already knew most of the end times options. Who knew the American Indians held the key to everything? Apparently an Indian named Mel!

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Hearing from God

Saw this in the mail today . . .


I hate delivering this garbage. Everyone wants to hear some definitive word from God. Hey, folks, try this . . .

Test Your Gag Reflex

One of our nation's fine monthly magazines brings us this too cool photo of Johnny Depp with the following mush about him:

Modest Francophile Johnny Depp has never seen most of his own movies. "It's just weird for me to watch myself," he said. "I've never been comfortable with it."

Now look at the picture again and read the little caption, "As humble as he is hot." Were you able to keep down your lunch?

Animal Cruelty

Well, the 2006 Halloween collection for pets is out. The above is taken from the Foster & Smith catalog. As far as I know there were no animals harmed while posing for these blackmail photos. Still, if I were one of these dogs I'd have to say, "You know, contrary to what you tell people, I'm not your child! And don't they make dolls for this sort of thing?"