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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Caption Contest


Alright, let those creative juices flow and let's hear some prize-worthy captions for this one!

WINNER: "Up went the crotch rocket click, click, click. Down to the pavement came Old Saint Thick." Submitted by hot carl. Congratulations!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the offseason, Santa keeps in shape on his Honda crotch rocket.

Kevin said...

Please let us know who you are! I don't want the winner to be "Anonymous!"

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately for Tubby, his 1st erection in years did not have a happy ending.


>Anonymity Rocks!<

Anonymous said...

Up went the crotch rocket click, click, click. Down to the pavement came Old Saint Thick.

(I actually was pondering the Santa Claus angle before I read the 1st comment)

Anonymous said...

Houston, we have a problem!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, the huge man-in-a-tee!!

Anonymous said...

The famous last words of many a redneck...."Hey y'all, watch this!"

Anonymous said...

I can't believe it's been almost a year since the first caption contest! Time flies when you're bloggin"...I guess.

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